Ryan Reynolds Names his Baby Girl “James”

In an impressive move of douchebaggery, Ryan Reynolds, AKA The Green Dickern, has opted to name his daughter James. What kind of swash buckling ass cheese burgler does he think he is? Just because you’re famous doesn’t give you the right to jack with your daughter’s life. Oh, there’s a good choice for your next daughter. Jack. And why not make her middle name Dawson to complete the coronation of idiocy. What a phony.